So how was your evening? Mine was great — if you don’t count the gas company coming to my house in Hazmat suits at 11 p.m. because I was convinced we had a gas leak and my family was going to die in their sleep. It went a little something like this…. 5 p.m. Dinner with family at … [Read more…]
To the Father of my children on Father’s Day, I know you don’t like a big fuss made about you, and gah, that’s what I love about you, but you are worthy of the biggest fuss. You see, today is Father’s Day, and just your attitude about this day speaks volumes about you as a … [Read more…]
If you’ve been wondering if I’ve lost my mind with all my recent emotional posts and parenting essays the answer is yes. Sort of. It may appear that I’ve become emotionally unstable, borderline psychotic and overall irrational. But in reality, I’m just pregnant. Social media is such a sham. While it seems like I’ve been … [Read more…]
It may sound harsh but my tolerance for unnecessary bullshit has rapidly declined since I became a Mom. I think to outsiders it may appear that I have become selfish but I’m at a point in my life where I’m just trying to keep my head above water. And be the best mother I can be. … [Read more…]
I think the key to a happy marriage is to get rid of the picture in your head of what a happy marriage should look like. Like erase it. Permanently. And while your at it, I would also let go of the image of what your marriage looked like before children because that has also … [Read more…]
I have made a decision. I have decided that its time for shit to get real and get my “hotness” back. I have just faced the harsh reality that I have fallen into the dreaded “Mom” category where my go to outfit is yoga pants and a sweatshirt and I don’t even do yoga. … [Read more…]
