So I lied, and didn’t keep the one resolution I had. I’M SORRY. We’ve literally been fighting off illness after illness, and I’m close to burning the house down. I went back and looked at the calendar and we’ve been sick since December 2. DECEMBER 2. That’s 57 days. FML. Hand, foot, and mouth (we … [Read more…]

The Bullsh*t

It may sound harsh but my tolerance for unnecessary bullshit has rapidly declined since I became a Mom. I think to outsiders it may appear that I have become selfish but I’m at a point in my life where I’m just trying to keep my head above water. And be the best mother I can be. … [Read more…]

The Big Kolache

My family doesn’t have family members, we have characters. When my family walks into an event, you  are keenly aware. My sister in law, who has just relocated from Thailand, has nicknamed us the “Kolache Family” because well, we love kolaches. And sausage. And beer. My dad is specifically called the “Big Kolache.” I’m not … [Read more…]