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New Year, New Us

December 31, 2015 by from the bottom of my purse Leave a Comment

When I think about 2015, all I can really say is , “You can kiss my big, untoned, white ass.” This year has been horrible. The worst year of my entire life and trust me, I have had some rough ones. Divorce, a miserable pregnancy, and severe post-pardum issues don’t even begin to compare to … [Read more…]

Posted in: Holidays, Parenting

First Flight Success…..

December 27, 2015 by from the bottom of my purse Leave a Comment

  So our first flight with our toddler went better than expected. Not perfect, but better than the colossal disaster I had created in my head. But then again, most of the theories that I create in my head are about 10 times worse than what actually happens. I had visions of us being escorted … [Read more…]

Posted in: Holidays, Parenting, Travel

PRO-Public Restroom Obsession

December 19, 2015 by from the bottom of my purse Leave a Comment

I’m just going to say it. My child loves public restrooms. And by love I mean he wants to live in them. He seeks them out, does his business, then owns them. He loves to rub his little hands, little feet and face all around them. Time is not an issue, he has all day. He … [Read more…]

Posted in: Parenting

A Christmas Miracle….

December 18, 2015 by from the bottom of my purse Leave a Comment

Today I had one of those moments when you look and your child and think, oh my Lord, he is going to turn out Ok. I think as a parent we often struggle with what our kid will grow up to become. I don’t mean if they will be a Doctor or a Lawyer or … [Read more…]

Posted in: Holidays, Parenting

Operation Flee Christmas

December 15, 2015 by from the bottom of my purse Leave a Comment

So I have a confession to make……. This year we have decided to do something that most people only “talk about” doing but never actually do. We have decided to escape our dysfunctional families and all the stressors that come along with the Holidays with “operation flee Christmas.” To be clear, our families are wonderful … [Read more…]

Posted in: Holidays, Parenting, Travel

$50 über turned into a $50 trip to Walgreens

December 14, 2015 by from the bottom of my purse Leave a Comment

  My best advice as a parent is to always expect the unexpected….. It was supposed to be a glorious Saturday night. One that would go down in the books. Our friends have this fabulous, over the top, Christmas party every year with bartenders, fab food, ice sculptures, a photo booth, the whole shebang. The … [Read more…]

Posted in: Holidays, Parenting

My 3 year olds excuses (today) for not using the potty when I ask……….

December 4, 2015 by from the bottom of my purse Leave a Comment

1.) I’m too drinky (aka thirsty) 2.) I’m way too full of pee pee (then use the flipping potty) 3.) I’m scared ( good, you should be) 4.) I’m sad ( so am I….very) 5.) I want to be bad (you got this one) 6.) I don’t want puss n boots to see (the cat) … [Read more…]

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