Family and Kids
When I think about 2015, all I can really say is , “You can kiss my big, untoned, white ass.” This year has been horrible. The worst year of my entire life and trust me, I have had some rough ones. Divorce, a miserable pregnancy, and severe post-pardum issues don’t even begin to compare to … [Read more…]
So our first flight with our toddler went better than expected. Not perfect, but better than the colossal disaster I had created in my head. But then again, most of the theories that I create in my head are about 10 times worse than what actually happens. I had visions of us being escorted … [Read more…]
I’m just going to say it. My child loves public restrooms. And by love I mean he wants to live in them. He seeks them out, does his business, then owns them. He loves to rub his little hands, little feet and face all around them. Time is not an issue, he has all day. He … [Read more…]
Today I had one of those moments when you look and your child and think, oh my Lord, he is going to turn out Ok. I think as a parent we often struggle with what our kid will grow up to become. I don’t mean if they will be a Doctor or a Lawyer or … [Read more…]
So I have a confession to make……. This year we have decided to do something that most people only “talk about” doing but never actually do. We have decided to escape our dysfunctional families and all the stressors that come along with the Holidays with “operation flee Christmas.” To be clear, our families are wonderful … [Read more…]
My best advice as a parent is to always expect the unexpected….. It was supposed to be a glorious Saturday night. One that would go down in the books. Our friends have this fabulous, over the top, Christmas party every year with bartenders, fab food, ice sculptures, a photo booth, the whole shebang. The … [Read more…]
1.) I’m too drinky (aka thirsty) 2.) I’m way too full of pee pee (then use the flipping potty) 3.) I’m scared ( good, you should be) 4.) I’m sad ( so am I….very) 5.) I want to be bad (you got this one) 6.) I don’t want puss n boots to see (the cat) … [Read more…]
