Christmas Card Sham

  It’s that dreaded time of the year. The time of year when you suddenly realize that you have failed as the matriarch of the family. It’s time for Christmas cards. Let’s be honest, you aren’t that busy. You should have your shit together, but in typical fashion, you don’t. I mean, how hard can … [Read more…]

Pregnancy Perks

Let’s be honest, pregnancy can be a real bitch. You are overweight, uncomfortable, and the fluctuations in hormones are enough to make a semi-sane woman appear certifiable. Not to mention the unexplainable things that are happening to your body make you feel as if you have morphed into an alien from the outer galaxies. Pregnancy … [Read more…]